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Arundel's Deep Blue Sea 23/6./17

Yes, we know it's hot. And it's getting hotter than a Tarka - which is like a Tikka - only otter. So - there's only one place to go - the pub - where they sell liquid relief from all your problems - not just sunburn and mozzie bites - they can also cure male pattern baldness, old age, nose hair and various veins. And nowhere better than where Deep Blue Sea is a playing. So - get on down to The Red Lion in Arundel tonight and wash away your troubles in a luxuriating wash of Deep Blue Sea - with a 100% guarantee that there are no sewer pipes in the region - you can skinny dip in safety. Sea you there!